Pinch Of Salt
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~ justice is best served cold.
because if it were served warm, it would be justwater~
So basically this book is gonna be filled with lots of fun stuff and puns which I come around when I'm scrolling my time away, duh ;)
I intend to make you laugh here because in real life I can't do that because people around me think I'm not funny so..
well maybe I'm not but anyways here we are~
Also if you get offended then I'll be glad because I barely offend people..feel free to tell me your thoughts tho
Also I DO NOT OWN any of this super amazing stuff I post here.
ALL CREDITS TO THE OWNERS.
you guys are amazing and you know it
Let's have some humour for thought because let's accept it food is for hunger.
Ok I promise this will be more fun. bye:)
Happy Reading!
-Fatema
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