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Sarcasm 101

LECTURAS 232
Votos 6
Partes 1

LECTURAS 232
Votos 6
Partes 1

[NOTE] The contents of this book are the words not suitable for IMMATURE PEOPLE. You can stop reading this if you're irritated or feel indecent with the words you read. I'm a CERTIFIED SARCASTIC PERSON so fvck off i don't need your stupid side comment about my book.

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I'm Sapphire Monique Tiongson, the SARCASTIC person you'll ever met in your whole fvcking life. Ayoko sa taong tanga mambara, tangang nagmamarunong at syempre TANGANG NAGMAMAGANDA. 


Ayoko rin sa taong nagpapa-api, ano to? Habang buhay ka na lang magiging Marimar? Ayaw mo bang maging si Senyora Santibanez? 

Kung gusto mo maging maganda katulad ko, maging haciendera katulad ko, mang-api katulad ko at syempre barahin ang mga taong nangbabara sayo noon.

Pwes, basahin mo to kung gusto mong barahin at pahiyain sila ngayon. IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND.


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