"I beg your pardon, Potter?" It was lunchtime and Harry Potter had just asked Draco Malfoy out on a date. "I asked you out, Malfoy." It had been a dare from Seamus. "I think I will go with," Draco paused, squinting at Harry, incredulous at even being asked. "No." Crossposted on AO3 and ffnet Harry asks Malfoy on a date. On a dare. What's the worst that could happen? Set post OoTP, pre/instead of HBP. AU.