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I Beg Your Pardon, Potter?

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Reads 2,209
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Parts 65
Time 13h 26m

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alternateuniverse dracomalfoy drarry harrypotter hogwarts humor slash

"I beg your pardon, Potter?" It was lunchtime and Harry Potter had just asked Draco Malfoy out on a date.

"I asked you out, Malfoy." It had been a dare from Seamus.

"I think I will go with," Draco paused, squinting at Harry, incredulous at even being asked. "No."

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Harry asks Malfoy on a date. On a dare. What's the worst that could happen? Set post OoTP, pre/instead of HBP. AU.All Rights Reserved

alternateuniverse dracomalfoy drarry harrypotter hogwarts humor slash

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