A Bunch Of Random Oneshots

just thought I'd make a story for no reason.
Anything that pops into my head will be written in.
pleas tell me if I mess something up and or how to correct it. if you do not like what is written pleas skip over it. if you continue to read and dislike it then you have doomed yourself and I will not feel pity. however if you feel the need to tell me that my story sucks I am already aware of this fact.
And I would like it to be known that two people share this account so pleas be mindful of them.
thank you for your time.