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Me, Zombie

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Oscar is a zombie, raising havoc with his herd. 

But Oscar is also a daydreamer, with a sharper perception you probably expected from a zombie. 

Have you ever thought what it's like to be an undead?All Rights Reserved

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When I Die by CozyNyluh

Life was seamlessly normal. Kids went to school, adults to work. Everyday, it was the same thing. Well this was until a pandemic broke out. Perry was always a fan of those cheesy zombie flicks, but she never imagined she'd be living one. A normal school day turned into a nightmare but it only got worse from there. Banks Keith was a survivalist. He always had a plan and always knew what to do. But a zombie apocalypse threw him off. Would he be able to survive?

Life as the Undead by UnknownArtist0

Living as the undead sucks! You are always slow, mumble when you talk, and you are only understood by the other zombies. If only that blasted zombie hadn't bitten me! I could be escaping with some hot guy away from this disaster of a life, but no, here I am, a zombie, and it sucks! Highest Rank - #232 Zombie

Moribund by bitesizedbunny

In a world ravaged by a deadly virus that turns its victims into flesh-eating monsters, Oliver, a young man burdened with the responsibility of caring for his elderly grandmother, must fight for survival. Faced with dwindling resources and the constant threat of the undead, Oliver embarks on a perilous journey to find safety and a future for them both. His love for his grandmother fuels his courage as he navigates a terrifying landscape, battling not only the hordes of zombies but also the desperation and mistrust that consume the survivors. WORK IN PROGRESs! TURN ON STORY NOTIFS! Reader discretion is advised Graphic imagery may include -gore/blood -sex -language -death

Times A Ticking by lovelizzy4ever

Gabby, her family, and friends were just going on about their normal day before disaster strikes leaving them all confused. As they survive day by day, they wonder if they will even live to the next day. All hoping for one less day of pain and fear, and for a brighter tomorrow. But, their times a ticking...

We'll Survive (Immortalfox) by Gory_babygirl

I'm stuck in a zombie apocalypse, starved and lost. I have three other people with me and we meet more. Everyone died even when we said 'we'll survive'. Warning: character death, depressed stuff and lots of swearing and gore.

Not Unique by BlissHikaru

When a zombie apocalypse hits the world on its National Thanksgiving, in less than 24 hours, villages, cities, towns, entire countries are wiped out. Gone away into the dust, to never be seen. Nah, they all emerge as mindless angry creatures that would destroy anything in it's path to get a drop of your blood. Zombies. Not just the regular zombies you see in TV. Not the slowpokes, dumb, crazied flesh-eating monsters. No, these zombies can see, smell, run, climb, they can imitate and God help us they understand and not simply imitate. What happens when these zombies begin to gain intelligence? Every living thing evolves and if it doesn't; it's not worthy of being called 'living'. So when the remaining of humanity remains unmoving, stagnant but the zombies keep growing in mass, intelligence, strength; living. Living on the bare minimum, working your back, seeing loved ones day every single day, hearing screams of help from all around you but knowing how you couldn't do anything. This is a world where surviving wasn't... surviving. Living hurts. This is a world where even horror die-hard fans would rather not be in. For you to live, you have to be insane. And thankfully for one of our characters, they've gone insane.

Bite by myawritesthings

A motley crew of survivors during the zombie apocalypse head for a skyscraper where safety is promised. A short story that tries to answer the question - what do ZOMBIES think about?

Odd Jobs for the Undead - A Zombie For Hire Story by Ricardo-Sanchez

Gordon longs for the simple things in life. A job. A place to rest his head. Someone to love. The same things everybody wants. But being a zombie makes achieving any of these basics a challenge, even for a special “high functioning” zombie that hasn’t lost the capacity to think and feel. So what if he shambles a bit when he walks? Sure he's a little gassier than the average guy, but who hasn't let one go in the elevator? And yes, pieces of his body do occasionally fall off, but he can put them back on. It's not like he's one of the "groaner" zombies that shuffle about looking for brains to chomp on. But things could be worse. Gordon has a decent business going as a Zombie for Hire. Got a job too dangerous for an air breather? Clifford is your man. Toxic waste clean up? Done. Living crash test dummy? On it. Really nasty crime scene clean up? He’s your undead man. He’s even has a blind date coming up. It’s too bad good things rarely happen to good zombies…His new boss may have a secret agenda and the girl of his dreams has, well, character issues. But with the help of Penny, his funerary cosmetician gal pal, and Merl, his agent, he might just make it through to sunrise without someone planting a truncheon in his skull.

Life After the Apocalypse by EmmyTargaryenRAWR

Jack has been living in a survival facility for six months, grappling with tremendous loss and struggling to conform to the pattern of this new life. Nevermind that the world has been overrun by a zombie virus and leaving would mean certain death. The knowledge is of little comfort and Jack finds himself constantly living behind a mask of humor and contentment. That is, until Ana arrives at the facility. Frail and overwhelmed, she needs someone to look out for her and, as luck would have it, Jack is the perfect candidate for the job. Jack finds himself drawn from behind his protective walls by this girl, but still feels the ghost of his past lingering over his shoulder. And Ana, naive and sheltered as she is, falls completely in love with this broken boy and unintentionally leads him into a relationship that will change everything.

Zombie Apocalypse (Survival of the Fools) by Benedict_901

It was all going so good Nice friends, having your family with you. Until this apocalypse happened. It clearly changed a lot. The environment, the way it used to be and everything else that seems to be living a peaceful life, dies because of what we know now is "zombie apocalypse" . Follow the story of Benedict as he indulge the zombie apocalypse and fights his way through the hordes and survival . Rank #330 in Horror.

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When I Die

Life was seamlessly normal. Kids went to school, adults to work. Everyday, it was the same thing. Well this was until a pandemic broke out. Perry was always a fan of those cheesy zombie flicks, but she never imagined she'd be living one. A normal school day turned into a nightmare but it only got worse from there. Banks Keith was a survivalist. He always had a plan and always knew what to do. But a zombie apocalypse threw him off. Would he be able to survive?