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Cucumber Patch (Salad Fingers, Spongebob)
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    Votes 2
  • WpPart
    Parts 1
  • WpHistory
    Time 5m
Ongoing, First published Jan 19, 2020
I gave my friend some prompts in seventh grade and this little bitch was born. She wanted me to upload this on my account 'cause she doen't have Wattpad. So here we are, and don't take this seriously, this is just a really bad joke told in the form of literature. Enjoy.
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i wrote all these when i was 12 and i ran out of fucks to give, y'all go ham and thanks for reading. here's the description i gave that age. i'm sorry in advance for my edgy seventh grade writing. have fun! •suicidal thoughts or actions •major character death(because that's what I write most; it's the only thing I'm good at) •blood?? in case your squeamish if you think other warnings should be here, tell me