Cucumber Patch (Salad Fingers, Spongebob)
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Last published Sun, Jan 19, 2020
I gave my friend some prompts in seventh grade and this little bitch was born. She wanted me to upload this on my account 'cause she doen't have Wattpad. So here we are, and don't take this seriously, this is just a really bad joke told in the form of literature. Enjoy.
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