Dumbass Kindergarten Stories
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Last published Sat, Apr 18, 2020
NOTE: THIS BOOK UPDATES WHENEVER I WRITE SOMETHING, PROBLEM IS I DON'T WRITE MUCH, I PROMISE EVERYONE THAT I AM NOT DEAD, I JUST CAN'T WRITE THINGS CONSISTENTLY
Anyways here's all the Kindergarten fanfics I've written (and will write in the future), because personally, I think we need more in this world
I mean, don't we all need a few five-year olds hellbent on death every now and again?
(art by me, please don't steal it because I will 100% cry, thank you~)
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