𝕊𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕜 & 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕝 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕤

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Parts 3
Time 9m

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shrek shrekisdaddy shrekislove shrekisloveshrekislife shrekxbarry shrekxdonkey shrekxthomas shrexshy

𝒮𝒽𝓇𝑒𝓀 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝑔𝑒𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒷𝑜𝓇𝑒𝒹,
bored of his swampy life consisting of only mud baths that bubbled by itself cuz of the amount of stanky farts he blew in there. 
He was bored of rotting ol' food that can't be cooked and deep throated anymore, bc his last bitch ass child took the whole fucking oven, stove and fridge when fiona left.
Shrek liked the good ol days when all he'd eat was onions and fuck fiona everyday...
Something had to be done :c
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