NOTE: This short story was originally meant to star "Jacob Fulton" but, since I published this, I was advised not to use 'real life' characters. So, boys if you are reading this, I have removed 'Fulton' so that this could just be a random Jacob. I hope this is still okay and feel free to take out any foul language used in this story if you feel that it is too much.
Thank you for taking the time to read this :) I hope you get a laugh out of it even if neither of my stories win!