The Loathing and Complete Hatred of All That is Cliché

When Friday Evans was at the ripe old age of 13, she quickly began to realise what she liked and what she didn't like.

1. She liked eating Turkish Delight chocolate while sitting on a swing, but eating a Flake while sitting on a swing was just too messy.

2. She liked to play tiggy at school, but she didn't like going to classes because they were boring and didn't include tiggy.

And,

3. She liked to read, like a lot, but she hated clichés.

Now, whilst she may have tried many times to minimise the amount of mess that eating a Flake caused on the swing, and also tried to bribe her teachers to incorporate tiggy into their daily lessons, she knew that she was wasting her time.

However, she did know that if she put her mind to it, she could prevent all of the clichés that exist in the world from happening to her.

So that was exactly what she did. And 5 years later, whilst the lives of everyone around her had been ripped up and swallowed by clichés, she was still living entirely untouched by the cliché tsunami.

Until now.

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Highest Rank:
#4 Loathing (27/05/2020)