Ziza Clearwaters is quite a murky human being. Just a tinge obsessed with event planning and getting her writing just right (and by just right, she means absolutely perfect), she does NOT appreciate scrubs, seaweed, and online dating. She is becoming increasingly suspicious of this oddly named website, and she plans on -
"Hey, why do they want a description of my life anyway? You're not trying to sign me up to Match.com, are you? Agh! I KNEW you wanted to set me up with that creep Morris! I will not have this! Anarch-"
Ziza Clearwaters is quite a murky human being and, for now, is under control.