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A/N:Hello...First time kong magsulat ng jokes,pero hindi lahat ng mga nakasulat na mga jokes rito ay akin ang iba ay nabasa kolang sa kung saan pero sana magustuhan at basahin nyo parin kahit hindi masyadong nakakatawa.

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The Friendly Wedding (Season 1 & 2) - Published by FGirlWriter

Nagpakasal ang isang man-hater na si Sapphire sa isang super "friendly" na lalaki na si Johann for the sake na makuha niya ang mana niya. Magkasundo naman sila ni Johann. Excempted ito sa galit niya sa mga kabaro nito. "Friends" naman kasi sila. Hanggang sa araw-araw na lang ay lagi itong topless sa loob ng bahay nila. Nahahalata niya ring nilalandi-landi siya nito. Pero ang sabi nito, "Hindi kita nilalandi. Walang malisya. Friends kaya tayo." Ay, weh? Written ©️ 2014-2015 (Published 2018/2019 by PHR)

JB1: The Cold Hearted Father [BXB] [√] by biisool

Juariz Bachelors #1 [BXB] [MPREG] STATUS: COMPLETED Si Austine Villaluz ay isang fresh graduate sa kursong general education. He loves kids and would certainly do everything to have one as his own ngunit ang problema eh hindi niya kayang kumain ng tahong. Sa puso niya isa siyang reyna ng mga unicorn at mamatay sa ngalan ng bahaghari. Sa di inaasahang pangyayari siya ay naging instant mommy sa isang kyut na chikiting na nasagip niya mula sa mga goons na humahabol dito. Makakaya kaya niyang maging motherhood sa isang bulilit? Paano kong isang araw kumatok sa pinto niya ang ubod ng gwapong lawyer at magpakilala bilang tatay ng bata? Makakaya kaya nilang malayo sa isa't-isa? Book cover made by: @IThinkJaimenlove/ Jaime Kawit

My Husband is a Mafia Boss (Season 2) by Yanalovesyouu

Marriage is normally one's happily ever after in the movies, but for Aemie Ferrer-Roswell, it's just the start of a seemingly unending adventure. Can this sweet Barbie-loving airhead continue to survive the life of being wife to a Mafia boss? *** Many things changed after Aemie Ferrer became Ezekiel Roswell's wife. With the might of Yaji and Roswells combined, things should have become smooth sailing for Baby Ae and her Dong--or at least, that's what everyone thought. But with lies, secrets and betrayals constantly plaguing the two, no one knows who to trust. This time, the silly and ditzy Aemie must step up to protect everyone and everything she cherishes--including the man she loves. Will they win and overcome this battle again? Or is it the perfect time for them to accept that Mafia stories have no happy endings? DISCLAIMER: This story is in Taglish COVER DESIGNER: Rayne Mariano

The Badass Babysitter Vol.1 ✓ by Nayakhicoshi

[THE BADASS BABYSITTER] Para sa isang Presidente ng bansa, malaki ang expectation nito sa mga anak niya. You should be the best for him to be proud of you. Pero iba ang expectation ng Ama ni South sa kanyang anak. Para sakanya, wala siyang aasahan sa anak. Well, ano ba naman kasi ang aasahan mo sa isang basagulera at laging laman ng balita sa diyaryo? Southern Miracle Benedicto is your typical badass girl. Basagulera. Makapal ang mukha. Matapang-at walang pera. Her father cut all of her cards making her the "poorest-richest" woman in the world. Para sakanyang ama, wala siyang kwenta. Sinisira lamang nito ang pangalan sa lipunan kaya bago pa masira nang tuluyan ni South ang image ng Pangulo, he decided to send his daughter to a place where she no longer put his name on a shame again. Malakas ang loob ni South na tanggapin ang parusa pero akala niya ganoon kadali na ipatapon sa lugar na hindi niya inaakala. She expected something luxurious, a freedom-sabi nga sa kasabihan, expect the unexpected. Crane Brothers. Mga magkakapatid na kinulang sa turnilyo ang utak. Kinulang sa buwan nang sila'y ipinanganak. Paano kung ang role pala niya ay ang i-babysit ang mga ito? Makakaya ba niya? Pero ang malaking tanong.. Matatagalan ba niya ang mga tokmol na magkakapatid? O, Maging kriminal na siya sa sobrang bwisit sakanila?

Kiss Back And You're Mine (PUBLISHED under PSICOM) by MissWordsworth21

JAGUARS' SERIES 1: Shieldler John Wright Highest Rank: #1 in School #2 in Humor Si Hannah makulit, laging naka-smile, may pagka-engot sa mga simpleng bagay tulad ng pag sakay sa jeep, wala sa bokabularyo niya ang salitang mapag-mataas. Nagmula sa mayamang angkan, pinapangarap niya ang simpleng buhay bilang simpleng estudyante at bilang isang ordinaryong tao. Lahat ng salita na may simple at ordinaryo sa mundo gusto niyang maranasan. Si Shield man of few words, seryoso sa buhay, wag mo siyang bibiruin kung ayaw mong umuwi ng may bangas sa mukha, matalino, a perfect decision maker pero may isang bagay siyang ayaw bigyan ng malaking desisyon, yun ay ang pagtanggap sa lolo niya. Simple lang ang buhay niya kaya kung sino man ang may gustong gumulo, wag na lang dahil di mo gugustuhin kapag nagalit siya. Pero bakit nung nagtagpo ang landas nilang dalawa---si boy nagiging maingay at si girl nagiging tahimik at seryoso? At sa unang pagkikita nila ay hinalikan ni boy si girl at sinabing "KISS BACK AND YOU'RE MINE" Will she KISS BACK? or Will she push him back? WARNING: Ang kwentong ito ay punong puno ng kalokohan, umaatikabong barilan at nakakakilig na usapan. Kaya read at your own risk. PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME, so please make your own. And I will make mine.. Originally written by: Miss_Yna All Rights Received 2014

MPMMN 2: Still In Love by pinkyjhewelii

│PUBLISHED│ Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him. MPMMN 2: Still In Love Original Story by Pinkyjhewelii Copyright © 2013

Rated SPG ka ba? by yoolabanana

- COMPLETED - BABALA: Ang aklat na iyong mababasa ay Rated SPG. Istriktong patnubay at gabay sa iyong puso ang kailangan. ‼️mature contents; read at your own risk‼️

A Hundred Billion Worth by reintold

WARNING: This story is my oldest story! You might encounter some cringe and immature scenes that needs some revisions! ... He bought me, but I didn't know that I was more than a hundred billion worth.

Miss Not-So-Right (GxG) [Unedited] by zygnus00

Ink Fuego found herself in a situation she never even imagine. Nagising nalang siya isang araw na kailangan niyang sambutin ang responsibilidad na dapat ay sa Kuya niya. Kakayanin niya bang titiisin pakisamahan ang taong sa simula palang ay hindi niya na makasundo? Paano na ang paghahanap niya ng Mr. Right niya kung ang napunta sa kanya sa isang Miss?

Island Trap (Book 1 of Trap Trilogy) by VentreCanard

What Sidra Everleigh wants, Sidra Everleigh gets-or at least that was the rule before she found herself trapped and alone with a shy Japanese guy in an isolated island with nothing but a dusty tent, some tuna cans, and their huge language barrier. *** After a cruise ship incident, the gorgeous yet infamous actress Sidra Everleigh Rosilla finds herself alive but trapped in an island with a shy Japanese guy as her only companion. To ease her loneliness, she humors herself with flirty antics and humorous dramatic lines that seem too much for the poor inexperienced guy. But what happens when her mission to purely flirt and have fun gets a little bit deeper with him-and it's not just her imagination? Will she be able to break their language barrier or will she get kureiji before their rescue comes? DISCLAIMER: This story is written in Taglish (with a little bit of Nihonggo) COVER DESIGN: Rayne Mariano

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The Friendly Wedding (Season 1 & 2) - Published cover

JB1: The Cold Hearted Father [BXB] [√] cover

My Husband is a Mafia Boss (Season 2) cover

The Badass Babysitter Vol.1 ✓ cover

Kiss Back And You're Mine (PUBLISHED under PSICOM) cover

MPMMN 2: Still In Love cover

Rated SPG ka ba? cover

A Hundred Billion Worth cover

Miss Not-So-Right (GxG) [Unedited] cover

Island Trap (Book 1 of Trap Trilogy) cover

The Friendly Wedding (Season 1 & 2) - Published

Nagpakasal ang isang man-hater na si Sapphire sa isang super "friendly" na lalaki na si Johann for the sake na makuha niya ang mana niya. Magkasundo naman sila ni Johann. Excempted ito sa galit niya sa mga kabaro nito. "Friends" naman kasi sila. Hanggang sa araw-araw na lang ay lagi itong topless sa loob ng bahay nila. Nahahalata niya ring nilalandi-landi siya nito. Pero ang sabi nito, "Hindi kita nilalandi. Walang malisya. Friends kaya tayo." Ay, weh? Written ©️ 2014-2015 (Published 2018/2019 by PHR)