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GENERAL STEVE DILLON'S GUIDE TO WORLD DOMINATION

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Have you ever wanted to take the world hostage with a large cannon that shoots nothing but BBQ sauce and melted cheese? Have you ever wanted to claim your delicious revenge on the insolent mortals that challenged you when you were younger? Even if you have not felt the desire to crush the world in the palm of your hand read this book anyway and I promise I won't find you and lick your sandwiches just before you eat them. Did I mention I'm an evil genius?All Rights Reserved

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