Please Mr. Postman
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Ongoing12m
Last published Fri, Jan 24, 2020
The multiverse contains an infinite number of possibilities, but two things are constant across all parallel worlds:
1) Ulysses is always supremely, intensely Extra, and
2) He really hates that Goddamn Mailman.
Eventual Courier/Ulysses
Written for the August Month of Fanfiction Challenge, Day 10: "An AU". Idea from my beloved friend datura-tea.
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