Kali Radhakrishnan is your normal teenage girl; she only wears oversized shirts, listens to Indie music, and will only watch depressing teen movies because they're more realistic. The expectations of being a teenager are so hard that you're obligated to be depressed and sad, and if you're not well, then you're a privileged rich white girl. So Kali has to defend the harsh reality of being single and a loser with her friends, Art and Asher. However, after slamming her hand with her locker door, she meets Winston. After being forced to watch Kick It Like Beckham, she realizes she needs to curve her life. Maybe life doesn't have to be dull and miserable; you need to make it fun! Perhaps she can find love for someone who's not black coffee. What? Life can be fun? I know it sounds ridiculous, even implausible, almost like a cock and bull story.