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Pawser Bingham and the Case of the disappearing Wonga!

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Reads 1,383
Votes 189
Parts 51
Time 9h 21m

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Pawser Bingham, Intelligence Officer and permanent slacker, attempts to find a Russian mole within MI5, the British Secret Service. Ranged against him are an array of desperate criminals, deranged bosses, riotous women, a demonic horse and a fat chap who makes pies.

A wild tale of ones man’s failed attempt to stay utterly inconspicuous....All Rights Reserved

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