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Pastaaaaaaa

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Like most of the stories on this, we start out at a world meeting in Washington. When little murder child Alaska shows up crying. Freaking out the countries and running into the waiting arms of America. Aaand that's all you get.All Rights Reserved

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Parent!England x Fem!Reader: The Park by SepiaEve

You were enjoying a nice afternoon at the park when an excited child runs up to you, chattering excitedly. You have no idea who he is, but you decide to be nice and play with him and his siblings. Then you meet their father, a gentlemanly Brit with a weight on his shoulders. A close friendship is soon forged. . America, Canada, and Seychelles are featured as Arthur's children. . England, America, and all the other Hetalia characters belong to Hidekaz Himaruya, but this story and its plot belongs to me, so please don't steal.

The Fake Smile He Wears by PotatoNoLife

No Ships! i do be cringing at this very hard but I'll keep it up for y'all. note that the quality is very questionable and like most people i've reflected on the cringiness <3 The Ancients saw many of their children and grandchildren suffering alone, no one noticing the other's pain. The fake mask, the 'happy' countries wore. The secrets they all hid. The Ancients couldn't let this just happen, they came up with a plan. America was the unfortunate victim and test subject. America is the happy, joyful, always smiling, and loud country, but what if everything they know about him is a lie? A mask no one could see through. The mask no one tried to look through. There was a lot they didn't know about him. A lot he hid from them. A lot he kept inside his cracking heart. Secrets will be spilled, and skeletons will come out of the closet. Feelings kept inside for so long, will come out. The sides of America they never knew of will come out today. The mask will come off today. The mask that's been worn for so long. Will he be saved? What happened to America? Who is America really? How many lies have been told? How many hearts will be broken? Did they ever know America at all? How many friendships will be built, and how many destroyed? How long has America deceived them all? How will they see America now? Will America come out of this better or worse? Was doing all of this right? Only time will tell. WARNING⚠️⚠️⚠️: Mentions of suicide, eating disorders, self harm, other mental disorders, and depression. If you are suffering from any of these things please get help. I know someone out there cares for you, if you can't find someone who cares for you, I do, so please get help. Don't ever do any of this stuff. If you don't like this stuff or if it bothers you please don't read it, if not continue, you have been warned. Some stuff may be really inaccurate and I don't mean to offend anyone. Best rank Alfred Jones #1 Cover picture isn't mine, please don't sUe mE

Beneath The Surface by UnamedUntold

In an attempt to get the two bickering countries to get along, Alfred and Ivan must spend one month together in one of Alfreds homes. In a house set back into the woods, these two countries are going to grow closer together and learn more about eachother then anyone else has before. Even a few things that they never wanted the other to find out. *Warning* Depressed America. Suicidal thoughts. Suicide attempt. Vulgar language. Maybe smut? We'll have to see where this goes.

American Mystery (Hetalia Fanfiction) by leroooleroooleroo

The country America has never had a representative. That is something that is well known. What is not well known is the identity of the blue eyed and wheat colored hair of the teenage boy that crashed into a world meeting. And said teenage boy intends to keep it that way... through any means necessary. Preview: Suddenly, the glass window broke,and a teen tumbled through and landed roughly on the table. Some nations shrieked in surprise while others simply looked on in curiosity. The teenage boy was still for a few moments before slowly standing up and wiping some of his blood off his face. He grimaced before crouching on the meeting table and scanning the room. Once he did, his blue eyes widened in shock and jaw dropping, he groaned,"Oh shit. Boss is so going to kill me."

America's World by OliviaGuardabascio

After the whole secrets incident, the crowd of nations decided then and there that they want to meet America's children. Of course, Russia and the other knowing nations allow it. But that's because they want them to know Alfred's homelife is not simply blissful Heaven, but also chaotic Hell. This is an Epilogue to "Alfred's Book of Secrets" so I suggest reading that one first!

America the Unknown (United States of America #3) by 37054ljH

2019 NEW YEAR SPECIAL! You know about America and her children, the United States of America. You know of their stories, their lives, their tribulations, their scars, and their various secrets...or so you'd like to think. Sometimes there are scars that can run so deep that even the victim can never know, sometimes events can cause people to rewrite their memories to save themselves from the pain of those painful recollections, and sometimes...it's best to never remember them. The family had lost a lot more than you think, a lot more than they would like to admit, and a lot more than their mother could handle. So, have you heard of the Failed Colonies? No? Then let's dive into the dark secrets that America has tried so hard to keep buried. *Rated M for suggestive themes, references of violence, sexual themes, and alcohol and drug references.* *Also, please be warned that this short story will contain sensitive subjects such as infant mortality, depression, and suicidal thoughts/ideations, which will be described in full detail and are not meant to be jokes, so please do not proceed if these themes are going to be a problem. This is also going to be dedicated to those who lost children and/or other loved ones.*

Stress Reduction ( Loki x reader) by HeartShapedTeabag

You finally got rid of your sister for good and for the first time in decades started your own life. Only a few short years later Tony Stark finds you unexpectedly with a strange but undeniable request that stirs up your peace. It all starts when you attend a party thrown by him where you meet someone who's been living in your dreams for the past weeks; the only difference is that in your dreams he raged war upon Earth but at that party, he acts rather charming. It doesn't take him long to find out what you've been hiding from everyone and decides to stay true to your prediction. When, after the attack, life seems to go back to normal again, a distressed Thor finds you, asking desperately for your help. Discovering a new land, you end up saving more lives than you thought of but also get a moody god, aka Loki on your back. After a series of fast changing events, you two make a strictly sexual deal but as time goes forward and you start seeing more to each other than just pleasurable nights, feelings start to get in the way and completely stretch your life inside out.

Secret States by WeirdestArrow

America was the last person anyone expected to be a father. But America is a father to many. Sometimes, those kids convince each other to do ridiculous things. That's how Texas found himself about to walk into a UN meeting.

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Parent!England x Fem!Reader: The Park

You were enjoying a nice afternoon at the park when an excited child runs up to you, chattering excitedly. You have no idea who he is, but you decide to be nice and play with him and his siblings. Then you meet their father, a gentlemanly Brit with a weight on his shoulders. A close friendship is soon forged. . America, Canada, and Seychelles are featured as Arthur's children. . England, America, and all the other Hetalia characters belong to Hidekaz Himaruya, but this story and its plot belongs to me, so please don't steal.