So a dog barked up the door. I didn't know what to do, so I ran away. The next day, it came back. My parents said that we would have to kick it to the animal shelter. I didn't think that was smart, so I took it, and kept it. Turns out it's a smart dog. It's by Golplex. With the latest innovations, and updates, smart dog will be there for you. That's what the dog said. Yeah, it can talk. Turns out it's the smart one, not me. Beware. My 'editor' indicates that this story is, 'cliché' and I'd say cringy.