Synopsis: Elliot Fintry finds out about the novel, Saving Elliot, on Wattpad and that Elliot Jensen is northbynorth. I'm American, so bare with me and try not to cringe at my attempt in British slang. I also used many -- if not too many -- swear words in the dialogue to recreate Elliot Jensen's anger. Also, I'm not that great at insulting people or throwing comebacks. This one-shot is for the story Saving Elliot by northbynorth aka Rose North, so all of these characters belong to her. However, I thought up this plot, so if I find any one-shots with my idea, I will slay you in half. Understood? I also do not own this picture, as this was found on Google.