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The Variable Life of Sam

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He licked his hands "clean" with his tongue, smiling genuinely, extended his hand for a handshake.

"My name is Akindele, yours?"

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Mathematically put; 2blahdity - 6bluffity + 5whoopsie - 8oopsdaisy + Nerdiness

The Variable Life of Sam: where N(Nerdiness) is a constant.

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Has it crossed your mind to wonder how the first-all-Nigerian-schools excursion would be?


Wonder no more as Sam takes us "out on dinner" with his "out of this world"  narrative, weaving up his "breathtaking" adventures, with students from different schools. 

Hilarious moments, invented imaginations, teenage crush, life as a nerd, "The Battle of Wits: War Against Bullies"...
 
Join this adventurous train on the railway of humour as Sam, the locomotive driver of the train takes us yonder.....



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His Nerd Next Door by HoneyJewelz

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High school Love

What happens when ( A wild ,tough guy who got expelled from his previous school ) got a chance in the new school. Lisa ( a total opposite of The new guy ) He sets his eyes on her from the first day he walked into the class. But decides not to approach as she was too innocent for a guy like him. But with the constant support from Sen ( bff of Lisa and later his ) He decides to approach her before the school ends for spring break ~ what happens next ! I hope I don't disappoint you as this is non friction, it might be short in the first few chapters and it's my first time writing ✍️ please be patient .. thank you for reading ☺️ Rank 8th (23rd Dec 2018 real life experience) Rank 17th Dec 2018 Rank 2nd July 2017 Rank 1st (August 2017) Rank 55 (30th jan 2019) Rank 8 (26th July 2020) Rank 1 (21st Dec 2020 non friction )