The Variable Life of Sam
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He licked his hands "clean" with his tongue, smiling genuinely, extended his hand for a handshake.
"My name is Akindele, yours?"
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Mathematically put; 2blahdity - 6bluffity + 5whoopsie - 8oopsdaisy + Nerdiness
The Variable Life of Sam: where N(Nerdiness) is a constant.
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Has it crossed your mind to wonder how the first-all-Nigerian-schools excursion would be?
Wonder no more as Sam takes us "out on dinner" with his "out of this world" narrative, weaving up his "breathtaking" adventures, with students from different schools.
Hilarious moments, invented imaginations, teenage crush, life as a nerd, "The Battle of Wits: War Against Bullies"...
Join this adventurous train on the railway of humour as Sam, the locomotive driver of the train takes us yonder.....
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