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The Variable Life of Sam

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Parts 25
Time 3h 37m

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He licked his hands "clean" with his tongue, smiling genuinely, extended his hand for a handshake.

"My name is Akindele, yours?"

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Mathematically put; 2blahdity - 6bluffity + 5whoopsie - 8oopsdaisy + Nerdiness

The Variable Life of Sam: where N(Nerdiness) is a constant.

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Has it crossed your mind to wonder how the first-all-Nigerian-schools excursion would be?


Wonder no more as Sam takes us "out on dinner" with his "out of this world"  narrative, weaving up his "breathtaking" adventures, with students from different schools. 

Hilarious moments, invented imaginations, teenage crush, life as a nerd, "The Battle of Wits: War Against Bullies"...
 
Join this adventurous train on the railway of humour as Sam, the locomotive driver of the train takes us yonder.....



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RESOLVE

(Mature) "We're worlds apart..." "But I'm right here." "I'm far, farrrrrrrrrr far beneath your class..." "And so? I don't care." He shrugged. "You're fucking engaged!" I rubbed away the tears, scrubbing the edge of my sweater on my sore skin. "And somehow you keep acting like that singular most important factor in whatever you're doing here with me is nothing." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the bustling city of Lagos, Nigeria, a young woman named Somi struggles to be stable. She has been in and out of jobs, trying to keep up her "A" streak in school. Hot-headed and a go-getter. Her life turns when she meets Adams, a handsome and successful, Arewa man from an influential family, and despite having a betrothed, Adams is drawn to Somi's beauty, charm, and personality. Sarima is Somi's twin sister, and she struggles to make ends meet just like her sister. She has to deal with the university hassle, bills, and finding a good life with her sisters, Somi and Homa, without selling her body(beauty). She feels lost and directionless as there are a lot of drawbacks to being independent and surviving in Nigeria. To make matters worse, she also struggles with her feelings for her supposed friend, Kene. Will these sisters have it good at the end of the day or entangle themselves in a web they never planned to be in? #1 make money ~ 17th June 2023