The Butter of Legends

A small story about a descendant of King Arthur finding an old knife set in an antique shop in Iowa. But, one of the knives is made from the same metal that the legendary sword Excalibur. Being a descendant of Arthur, our main character is drawn to the knife for no apparent reason. The Knife goes on several small adventures involving extreme circumstances. (e.g. possibly getting run over or put in an iron smelt.)