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My shitty object cocainebook :/

Reads 16,038
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Parts 200
Time 1h 42m

Reads 16,038
Votes 441
Parts 200
Time 1h 42m

Mature

ass bfb fireoiny ii objectshows ree trash

basically a dump for my random stories, art and whatever. With alot of cursing and unfunny jokes

just skip up like 30 or so chapters and that should be at least a little better, unless your reading standards are low

and mephone4 and loser are gods to meAll Rights Reserved

ass bfb fireoiny ii objectshows ree trash

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