My shitty object cocainebook :/
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MatureComplete Wed, Mar 25, 20201h 42m
basically a dump for my random stories, art and whatever. With alot of cursing and unfunny jokes
just skip up like 30 or so chapters and that should be at least a little better, unless your reading standards are low
and mephone4 and loser are gods to me
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