Cats the musical x reader Requests

I recently watched the 1998 version of Cats and despite how strange the whole thing is I absolutely love it. Here you can request Weird x readers of any character, Serious love x readers with any character and then just average stories. All the characters will be from the 1998 version, there is no way in god's name I'm using the 2019 versions so don't ask (but I may refer to them in my stories cause why not) (btw jk you can ask for weird 2019 version x reader but I'm not doing serious versions of them I don't think I could take it seriously anyway) So feel free to request whatever you want.