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A Meditation Instructor

StefanMarkovski

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I went out in the park for a brisk walk with my best friend and all of a sudden I started giving him random meditation instructions:
"Imagine stairs ahead of your physical body; more precisely, in front of your nose.
(His nose was so huge he was balancing his body weight on the ground by just breathing.)
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