Camp Campbell's Demigods

I have no idea why I'm doing this, I don't have any time to complete it anyway. Okay, on with the description!

It's yet another Parents Day, and Max expects, as usual, no one in his family to come. That is, until a certain McSchizzle Man and his girlfriend come to see Max, the Flaming Boy's little brother. As time passes, the teenage couple realize that everyone at camp are demigods, and this is the place where David, a red furred satyr, and Gwen, an adult daughter of Aphrodite, are on a quest. They are trying to test a new device that attracts demigods, and it seems to be working. What happens when a certain cultist monster attacks camp? How will they reach Camp Halfblood, which is hundreds of miles away? Read this story to find out. (OoOoO mYsTErIoUs :O)