Too Bad Baby

"Mom, I love you and all that but if this is your idea of fun you must be freaking crazy." "Oh honey. it'll be fun!" Yeah, fun my ass. My name is Evangeline Taylor, I'm seventeen and I've just finished my junior year and ready to use the summer holiday to relax and hang out with my only friend. Sad? Yeah, I know. Well that doesn't matter because I'm not going to use the summer holiday to think about how socially challenged I am, no, I refuse. I'm just going to enjoy myself. You know? Just get to know the real me. At least that's what I thought I was going to do. Thanks Mom. Note the sarcasm.