Scrappy John
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the humorously epic details of a bad dad joke-telling truck driver who traverses the contiguous forty-eight dispelling evil. One evil group at a time finds there end as Scrappy John utilizes ancient "Holy Sigils" to prevail. The night has met its match and that match has amazing mutton chops.
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