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OWMyCatBitMe
Ongoing, First published Feb 03, 2020
Mature
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It's a new beginning for the kitten and all things knitting loving man, Milo Adler. His job request got accepted! He is now a professor at London's Sherrinford College for the Psychotic, teaching a class of how to successfully get away with crimes- in his case, murder. Unfortunately, his class of 20 young criminals have next to none knowledge of how to properly leave the police and Scotland Yard befuddled. It's time to teach these dummies how to serial murder!



Warning! This book includes LGBTQ+ topics, murder/gore, and mild swearing! If you do not like those type of topics, please do not read. I promise my feelings won't be hurt. Anyway, all of the characters belong to me, so please tell me if you would like to use them for whatever reason. Also, if I include one of the topics, I'll leave a warning at the beginning of the chapter, before and after it happens so you can skip it if you want. See you in the chapters!
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The Job 4

8 parts Complete Mature

Milo and his friends successfully claim leadership of the gang and drug operation whilst also handling growing attention from family and law enforcement. However, little do they know their past actions have brought the rise of something new and extremely dangerous on the horizon. Certain things partly based off true events. Recommend listening to the music. It'll help you get the vibe. Trigger warning for possible sensitive topics. (Disclaimer: I am in no way shape or form trying to offend anyone with any of the topics, events or language that may take place or be used in this book.)

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