Murder for Dummies
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Last published Mon, Feb 3, 2020
It's a new beginning for the kitten and all things knitting loving man, Milo Adler. His job request got accepted! He is now a professor at London's Sherrinford College for the Psychotic, teaching a class of how to successfully get away with crimes- in his case, murder. Unfortunately, his class of 20 young criminals have next to none knowledge of how to properly leave the police and Scotland Yard befuddled. It's time to teach these dummies how to serial murder!
Warning! This book includes LGBTQ+ topics, murder/gore, and mild swearing! If you do not like those type of topics, please do not read. I promise my feelings won't be hurt. Anyway, all of the characters belong to me, so please tell me if you would like to use them for whatever reason. Also, if I include one of the topics, I'll leave a warning at the beginning of the chapter, before and after it happens so you can skip it if you want. See you in the chapters!
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