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"A wedding ring won't save anyone.."-Salty_Kirumi

The Blue-Haired Boy from JRPG "Persona 3", Minato Arisato, discovers a game that his friend "Junpei" told him about,  Azur Lane. Minato from Gekkoukan High School, is not very sociable even tough he has to in order for his rehabilitation. However, will this help him in need?

See my parody of Salty_Kirumi's wonderful creation this time Minato's eyes. How will he react?

Salty_Kirumi has inspired me to make this into a reality and also the reason why I created a account here. I was thinking of making a fan-fiction but not knowing where to start. After reading this I wanted to make a parody of the great Fan-fiction. This is a parody so I would be quoting many parts from Kirumi's Fan-Fiction. Keep in mind this is not suppose to be rushed and I will try my hardest to incorporate Persona into Azur Lane. Also Minato will only be the only Persona character for now. If this project does well I will expand the Persona x Azur Lane with the S.E.E.S involvement. Also another thing that inspired me is a series on youtube called "Persona 3 Abridged" it's very funny and I recommend it.

All credits go to Salty_Kirumi, Yostar, Yongshi, Manjuu and the ATLUS Team. 
Salty_Kirumi for the amazing story, Yostar, Yongshi, and Manjuu for Azur Lane, and the ATLUS team for Persona.

If you don't know what Persona 3 is I totally recommend it! It's a very interesting game, if you want to play a modern one I suggest Persona 5 it is a fantastic JRPG . Also I will only add Minato as he is the Protag of Persona 3 (Not the female from Persona 3 Portable)All Rights Reserved

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Brothers in Arms: Battle for Azur Lane. (Azur Lane x OCs) by TheagentKevinlee

"Vell, ve maybe born in different factionz, but ve are brotherz in armz. We never leave our brotherz behind." Director Michael Visscher, stuck with his native tongue. Despite the New Phoenix Project best efforts, the Portal was sabotaged by Enterprise. Leading to a failed operation. Kevin was forced to accept the marriage. But all hope was not lost for him. As his old friend has come to help him. They just have to follow three missions. Mission 1: Reestablish Connection to Kevin and HQ. Mission 2: Restore the Portal. Mission 3: Protect the Commander. Will the Commander and the Agent succeed and bring order back to the Azur Lane? Or they'll be next? I advise reading the 'Battle of the Ring' first. To link the events. Ahem. Warning, this fanfic have: Anticlimactic fights, swearing, sci fi weapons, more yanderes than the Lovestrike, and other dumb events. And please, don't try this at home. Leave this to the professionals or those with plot armor.

A White Thread That Mends A Lonely Heart [COMPLETED] by FiliBastard918

"I felt my heart beat a little faster than before. Is it because of my work? No, it wasn't. It's something new." Erljohn Lebosada is a gifted child of the Lebosada family due to his vast knowledge on history and military strategies, particularly, naval tactics. A victim of minor depression, he kept these feelings to himself for a long time until he discovers a seemingly fictitious game called Azur Lane. After knowing the game is real all along, he tried his best to find the answer he was looking for a long time by joining Azur Lane and become a Commander of his own fleet. As he does his job as one, the unexpected moment came to him as a new ship girl named Enterprise joined in his fleet. What would be the outcome as they spend their time together in their daily lives? Is Enterprise the answer that Earl was looking for? Read the story and find it out yourself. (Credits to the owner of the pic I used as the cover of my fanfic and also a big credit to the game, Azur Lane by Yostar and Manjuu)

The Change He Wanted- Takuto Maruki x reader (Persona 5) by Yuuheiie

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Azur Lane-Atonement by OneEyedKing1000

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Lovestrike: "A Yandere Azur Lane Fanfiction Parody" by Darkoreahhhh

So I decided to make a "new book" and begin this sequel. ALL CREDIT GOES TO Salty_Kirumi! Thanks to Salty_Kirumi, I was able to finish my "first book" and now start on this one. I was inspired by Salty_Kirumi. Minato and Jintsuu are in deep trouble when Enterprise goes insane. With new yandere faces and some familiar ones, will Minato fight the Eagle Union and Ironblood factions without support? Or is it the same route again? You should probably read Salty_Kirumi's "Promise Rings: A Yandere Azur Lane Fanfiction" and mine before reading this since this is the sequel. I don't own Azur Lane or any of the characters whatsoever and belongs to Manjuu, Yostar, Yongshi and ATLUS's characters.

Kirishima Eijiro Boyfriend Scenarios (Kirishima X Reader) by MegaBlazethecat

(Important: DO NOT REPOST, STEAL OR COPY my work, please!) Status update: DISCONTINUED since early 2021 [Requests are not open anymore, sorry!] Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have Class A-1's manly and outgoing student as your lover? Well, now I introduce you a set of scenarios about you and Kirishima Eijiro from Boku no Hero Academia. These scenarios features you and him spending time together in various situations from how you guys met and so on. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own the preview pictures for the story, it belongs to its rightful owners. Some pictures are from Boku no Hero Academia animeand some are found in Google images and Zerochan, https://www.zerochan.net/Todoroki+Shouto <--- this is the link from where I found the images of Kirishima so if you guys want some pics, you can go here and browse away. *Kirishima Eijiro and the rest of the BNHA characters belongs to the Boku no Hero Academia series *This fanfiction belongs to Me (MegaBlazethecat) *I don't own the picture on the cover. It found it on Pinterest but I don't know who really made it but here's the link for proof! (https://www.pinterest.ca/pin/482729653812816778/) and I edited it using Canva (LINK: www.canva.com)

Promise Rings: Yandere Azur Lane Fanfiction by Salty_Kirumi

A wedding ring won't save anyone... Settled was an average high school boy, is experiencing things that caused rough times. People never liking and helping him out at high school, and only a game of Azur Lane can escape the burden he's dealing with. But later on, after he got into Azur Lane and receiving a promise ring from the HQ, it became worse. He feels that he's being watched from a completely unknown presence. Dare to drive deep in a boy's perspective as he escapes obsessive denial from the Royal Navy and the Sakura Empire before wedding days will occur. Yeah.... this is like my first story I have done and it feels in-depth and serious, so don't be surprised that it kind seems boring to you. It's not a one-shot, to be honest. Also, I don't even own Azur Lane or any of the characters, just a heads up.

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"Vell, ve maybe born in different factionz, but ve are brotherz in armz. We never leave our brotherz behind." Director Michael Visscher, stuck with his native tongue. Despite the New Phoenix Project best efforts, the Portal was sabotaged by Enterprise. Leading to a failed operation. Kevin was forced to accept the marriage. But all hope was not lost for him. As his old friend has come to help him. They just have to follow three missions. Mission 1: Reestablish Connection to Kevin and HQ. Mission 2: Restore the Portal. Mission 3: Protect the Commander. Will the Commander and the Agent succeed and bring order back to the Azur Lane? Or they'll be next? I advise reading the 'Battle of the Ring' first. To link the events. Ahem. Warning, this fanfic have: Anticlimactic fights, swearing, sci fi weapons, more yanderes than the Lovestrike, and other dumb events. And please, don't try this at home. Leave this to the professionals or those with plot armor.