Steve Rodgers is the heir to the throne of America, a warrior born proud of his country. While random attacks on the castle are fended off by his alias, Captain America, Steven Rodgers has bigger problems. Such as, the fact that he's been engaged to the Tsarina of Russia. The elusive women goes by the name of Natasha, and hasn't been since her last husbands murder, which was five years ago. Rumors of extensive scarring and abuse fly around, but that's not what troubles Steve. He's always been able to get rid of wife after wife, but his father insists that Russia is too powerful an ally to loose. What will happen?