(REVAMP ON PROFILE)

The revamp of this fic is on my profile as "an investigation into miri cheng". Hope you enjoy it.

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Time Of Our Lives「 𝘩𝘱 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘯 」

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❛ NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
THE SHOW MUST GO ON. ❜

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(Alternatively known as Miri's absolute trainwreck of a life.)

Miri Cheng, aspiring theatre actress, is decidedly not pleased when she receives her Hogwarts letter. But Miri, being Miri, decides to make the most of it. After all, she's good at making friends and her favourite sibling Liam (don't tell Maria) is already attending so it shouldn't be too bad.

And then a metal bucket falls on her head (courtesy of one James Sirius Potter).

Apparently, water in buckets was considered to be good luck. Which was bad. Because the Wazzock had filled the bucket that hit her with OJ and not H2O. Thus, the next few years of her life is filled with terrible, horrible, no good, very bad luck. Point Wazzock.

But, hey! At least her sister hasn't painted their room pink- MARIA!