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**This book features short, fun, snappy chapters**
**Perfectly fine as a standalone**
[Caution: may pack a couple of gutpunches.]
"First things first: this is the story of how I die. Over and over again."
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Marra is NOT a vampire. He is a normal human, just like you. At least, that's what he tells himself.
Life pits him against odds so bleak, that he'd rather die than face them. That's precisely the problem though.
He just doesn't seem to . . . die.
And now he's headed towards his worst nightmare, accompanied by a grumpy one-armed adult, a quippy spirit, a copperhead nerd, a sassy actor, a beagle, and a corpse.
Welcome to his wacky world.
Herein lies a hilarious, heartfelt, and first-hand account from Marra himself, ridden with characters to tickle your funnybone, witchraft to bewitch you, and loads of weird but laugh-out-loud stuff. Like, loads.
Enjoy.
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