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Dick Wiener Must Die: A Story Of Redemption

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A high-stakes race to stop a world-destroying calamity...

A mysterious traveler's disturbing prophecy...

A desperate search for a discounted toilet...

A deranged, big-rig-driving pirate, packing a side arm and a bottle of rum...

It's all in a day's work for mild-mannered toilet company executive Richard Wiener in one of the most outrageous, action-packed comedy adventures ever put to page! In this bats**t crazy adventure:

* Time-travel!
* Early 20th century sea voyages!
* Beautiful New Jersey!
* A man gets incinerated by a genitalia-shaped torch!

There's simply no other book like this one-of-a-kind page-turner that's left readers everywhere satisfied and smiling. Sometimes the biggest adventures come in average-sized packages.

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