My First and Final Career as a Hogwarts Teacher

It's me, ya boi, Persassy Jackson with a new quest to Pigfarts to teach the world the wonders of Fitness. Or DADA, but not really.
This is a fan fiction where our amazing narrator Percy Jackson is asked to go on a trip to Great Britain, become a professor at a school known as Hogwarts, and has the noble job of teaching a class full of wizards.
WARNING: Includes some sensitive topics, a sassy and Bad'ss Percy, a suspicious Harry, and a very confused Minerva McGonagall. Takes place after HP series and ToA too I guess.
Disclaimer: If I was Uncle Rick or J.K. would I be writing this? No. So no, I'm not either of them, the only thing that I DO own is the plot of the story. The prologue is basically a little way of showing you the way Percy thinks and what his beliefs are, so please don't go around pointing fingers at me. The REAL story begins in the first chapter. Please don't steal my content, and just keep in mind that this is a SUPPPPEEERRR slow fanfiction (not really, but kay). so if you like one shots, this is not your thing. AND dont hate me. Please, and Thank You.