Random Shit my Friends & Family Say

Just as the title says!

My friends and family are weirdos so I'm making a book of random shit they've said. It also includes us just being our normal idiotic selves, us messing up words, or in my son's case: being cute!

These are actual quotes from my daily life so you get to see just what I deal with. Also there may be some swearing, not a lot just some.