Why Neil Gaiman is On Crack While Writing Books - An Essay
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This is my essay on why Neil Gaiman is on crack whenever he decides to write a book/story. There will be evidence. Basically, me writing fun summaries of his book. Btw, I love Neil Gaiman and this is just satire.
Note: There may be some spoilers for any book mentioned in each chapter (section of the essay).
I don't own any of the books (duh), but I OWN THE ESSAY AND I'M GONNA DO IT ALL NICE AND NEAT INSTEAD OF THE ACTUAL ESSAY I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING.
The chapter images are the covers of the evidence, so obviously belong to the cover artists.
Warning: Nothing really bad in here, but most of the evidence books are not appropriate for young children.
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