The Monuments of Panda Johnson

Panda Johnson wants a simple life, his job at 'Horse Burgers R Us' is not a fulfilling one, but it does at least pay the bills, well some of them anyway.
Blinknot Slappy, his best friend, puts up with him because, well to be fair Blinknot has kinda forgotten why, but does it nonetheless. Join them and their friends as they are transported across time and space, avoiding death, dumbasses and death. Oh no I said death already, needless to say there is a lot of avoiding the whole death thing.