CRACKHEADED MARVEL ONESHOTS AJDKSJCOSCN
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FUCK YEAH
REEEEEE
Tony: oh god shes doing it again
Thor: you called?
Stephen: *spits out tea* the hell is wrong with you bitches?
steve: *CRASHES THROUGH THE WALL* LANGUAGE!
everyone at once: FUCK OFF STEVE!
steve: *slowly backs into a corner*
OP: ...okay, back to the topic.
OP: SOoooOOoOO *grabs megaphone*
Tony: thats min-
OP: shut up before i make Levi wrap you and Stephen in a burrito, tony.
Tony: Ò\\\Ó
Stephen: I'll go get Levi-
Tony: *NOSEBLEED*
OP: *through totally not stolen megaphone* THIS BOOK MIGHT INCLUDE SHIPS LIKE IRONSTRANGE, THRUCE, STUCKY, ETC!! BEWARE BITCHES!!
Tony: Help me outta this! *wiggles in the burrito*
Stephen: Don't help him.
OP: Thor, this place is in chaos.
Thor: what'd I do?
*meanwhile, on Titan*
Thanos, watching this with some sort of alien microdrone:
Set a course for earth, and load the rocket launchers with our deadliest rockets.
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