CRACKHEADED MARVEL ONESHOTS AJDKSJCOSCN
- Reads 572
- Votes 48
- Parts 6
Ongoing6m
Last published Wed, Feb 12, 2020
FUCK YEAH
REEEEEE
Tony: oh god shes doing it again
Thor: you called?
Stephen: *spits out tea* the hell is wrong with you bitches?
steve: *CRASHES THROUGH THE WALL* LANGUAGE!
everyone at once: FUCK OFF STEVE!
steve: *slowly backs into a corner*
OP: ...okay, back to the topic.
OP: SOoooOOoOO *grabs megaphone*
Tony: thats min-
OP: shut up before i make Levi wrap you and Stephen in a burrito, tony.
Tony: Ò\\\Ó
Stephen: I'll go get Levi-
Tony: *NOSEBLEED*
OP: *through totally not stolen megaphone* THIS BOOK MIGHT INCLUDE SHIPS LIKE IRONSTRANGE, THRUCE, STUCKY, ETC!! BEWARE BITCHES!!
Tony: Help me outta this! *wiggles in the burrito*
Stephen: Don't help him.
OP: Thor, this place is in chaos.
Thor: what'd I do?
*meanwhile, on Titan*
Thanos, watching this with some sort of alien microdrone:
Set a course for earth, and load the rocket launchers with our deadliest rockets.
All Rights Reserved
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
How Do You Sleep (when you lie to me)?
"You need to fix this, Tony, because I can't unless you decide to help me out here. So, work with me, please!" Rogers thrust his hands out towards him, and oh shit, he needed to protect his chest. Tony flinched away, his hands instinctively covering his chest protectively as he leaned away in his chair pushing it back as far as he could take it, and his eyes automatically squeezed close in anticipation of the inevitable blow. ~~~~~ Or post civil war angst. Civil War Team Iron Man. ***** Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel, or any of the related characters. All rights for the canonical characters and associated concepts belong to Marvel and its writers. I am not making any profit off of this story. This fanfiction is purely for entertainment purposes. There is use of foul language in this story. There are no graphically or sexually explicit scenes in this story, but since anything can serve as triggers, your media consumption is your responsibility. Warnings: Mentions of bullying (slightly), PTSD, Panic attack.Complete![Natasha Romanoff x Reader [one-shots] 2](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/277304056-256-k44526.jpg)
Natasha Romanoff x Reader [one-shots] 2
This is the SECOND book of the Natasha Romanoff one-shot book. Don't even read the first one cause it sucks. Lowkey this one does too but you didn't hear it from me. ALSO, SCARLETT JOHANSSON. IF YOU'RE READING THIS... I LOVE YOU. You saved my life, and for that I am forever grateful for you. Thank you for being the comfort I never had. Also, uh, ignore the smut. Please. Love you!!!!!! Enjoy :) ▬▬▬ [TW] = Trigger Warning [NR] = No Rating or Not Yet Rated [F] = Fluff [S] = Smut [A] = Angst [W] = Whump [M] = Mystery Anything with an 'M' in front is minor/light. Ex: [MTW] = Minor Trigger Warning Ex: [MW] = Minor Whump ▬▬▬ [NATASHA ROMANOFF X FEM!READER] [started: july 13, 2021] [ended: august 05, 2022] I'm taking a break from Wattpad. Enjoy the 65 parts:) 10.23.22 ▬▬▬ #005 in infinity #020 in captainmarvel #093 in natasha #124 in readerxcharacter #174 in warComplete
Always and Forever
Second book in my Spider-Man saga. First of, I have THREE VERY IMPORTANT DISCLAIMERS: 1) This book does contain foul language. Allie is a sixteen-year-old high school student, after all. 2) I do use direct quotes from the movies Thor: Ragnarok, Avengers: Infinity War, and Avengers: Endgame with slight tweaks here and there so they fit my narrative. I do this to keep important story elements and funny jokes, and I in no way want to take credit for the amazing works of the Marvel script writers. 3) Later in the book, there is a very "steamy" scene. I'm not good at writing sex scenes, so I skipped all the details and gross stuff, but there is still the implication, so innocent readers beware. Now onto the actual description!! Three weeks ago, Allie Stark, niece of the famous Tony Stark, helped take down a black market weapons ring. Right now, life couldn't be better; however, little did she know she would soon be facing family secrets and cosmic disaster. What will make this even worse for her is the fact that the love of her life and her rock, Peter Parker (aka Spider-Man), won't be able to be there for all of it. She'll have to face some things alone. Join Allie, Tony, and Peter on a rollercoaster ride of a story. You may be surprised at the things Allie finds out about herself.Complete
Marvel One-Shot Book!
Yeah, I decided to start a Marvel one-shot book. I need ideas for chapters. I'm bored. SO send me ideas so I'm not bored.... I'm already boreeed PLEASE SEND REQUESTS TO GET UPDATES.Complete
Avengers: Age of Texting
Here is my version of the Avengers in a chatroom. But they aren't in a chatroom, it's a group text. See what these crazy heroes text! This story takes place after Avengers: Age of Ultron (but later changes to after Civil War). Just a few things are different. 1) Clintasha is happening! Clint doesn't have a family {sorry if this makes you mad} 2) Pietro Maximoff is still alive, he survived the shootings and is doing well. 3) Bruce never liked Natasha, they never kissed, and Natasha still doesn't like him. 4) NO ONE EVER SWEARS! You're welcome! This may be a Marvel based book, but there will be no swearing! 5) Thor still likes Poptarts and acts like a 5 year old. 6) Tony doesn't get drunk. 7) Bruce never runs away in an aircraft. [STARTED IN 2016]Complete
Peter Parker Stark 1 (IronDad & SpiderSon fanfic)
Tony Stark knows what he is capable of. Being one of the most powerful man in the world he'd never thought that he'll end up in this kind of situation. He'd never peg to be a father figure to anyone but one boy. Peter Parker. "M-Mr. Stark.." the shaking voice he heard never sound so small before. "C'mere kid." He pulls the teen up to his feet and the teen quickly went in his arms. Not knowing what to do for a moment he allowed his body to automatically move and just put protective arms around the shaking child. "A-Aunt May.. she's.. s-she's.." Peter almost chokes as his sobs gets louder, muffling over Stark's expensive shirt. He didn't mind the suit nor the shirt. He just wanted to protect the kid even more. He just had no idea how.Complete
Spider-Man & Co Oneshots
I OWN NONE OF THE CHARACTERS BUT I DID WRITE THE STORYS AND I DO TRY TO GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE. Just a bunch of one-shots about the MCU (pretty much the avengers, honorary avengers and a couple of others). I will take inspiration from online posts and credit them where I can, others I will just make up myself. Before you ask, yes I can and will take requests so please do feel free to comment and engage with my stuff if you want to see something you have been searching for! 1k reads - 05/06/2021 1.5k reads - 27/09/2021 2k reads - 04/01/2022 2.5k reads - 28/02/2023 3k reads - 01/08/2024 5k reads - 03/01/2025 10k reads - 30/08/2025
Irondad & Spiderson
A bunch of oneshots featuring Irondad and Spiderson. This is not Starker. Requests are closed. Happy reading! Cover by @Tanisha_TabassumComplete
No Choice
It's not like I'm here for a joyride or some other stupid shit. Apparently, I'm Tony Stark's daughter. Yay. A product of one of his past crazy nights out where he was a little less than careful. My mom decided to drop this on me last night, then left for work, whatever the fuck that is for her, then the car came home in the morning instead of her. Whatever. She's never been a model mom anyways. So, here I am per her uber's instructions. No clue what else to do and I have nowhere else to go, so I'm going for broke here. A letter from my mother in my hands, I finally reach the door. With pursed lips, I ring the doorbell and jut my hip out to hold my hand. A bored expression on my face and worry in my heart; I wait. I DON'T OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL, ONLY THE CHARACTERS AND SITUATIONS I CREATE.Complete![Marvel One-Shots [NO REQUESTS]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/163827344-256-k904246.jpg)
Marvel One-Shots [NO REQUESTS]
Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. Please don't expect much, it's really bad. [Rated mature for explicit language and violence, i don't write lemon/smut, possible triggering themes, no A/N dedicated chapters]Complete
"You need to fix this, Tony, because I can't unless you decide to help me out here. So, work with me, please!" Rogers thrust his hands out towards him, and oh shit, he needed to protect his chest. Tony flinched away, his hands instinctively covering his chest protectively as he leaned away in his chair pushing it back as far as he could take it, and his eyes automatically squeezed close in anticipation of the inevitable blow. ~~~~~ Or post civil war angst. Civil War Team Iron Man. ***** Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel, or any of the related characters. All rights for the canonical characters and associated concepts belong to Marvel and its writers. I am not making any profit off of this story. This fanfiction is purely for entertainment purposes. There is use of foul language in this story. There are no graphically or sexually explicit scenes in this story, but since anything can serve as triggers, your media consumption is your responsibility. Warnings: Mentions of bullying (slightly), PTSD, Panic attack.
More detailsContent Guidelines