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Knickgeschichten

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kindheit knickgeschichte langeweile schule spaß witzig

Wer kennt sie nicht: Knickgeschichten? Egal, ob im Unterricht, aus Langeweile, zum Entspannen oder einfach aus Tradition. Mit kurzen Aufwand entstehen lustige Kurzgeschichten, die gegenseitig ergänzt werden.
Früher war ich mit meinen Freunden ein sehr leidenschaftlicher Autor dieser kleinen Kunstwerke. Gestern habe ich einige wiedergefunden und finde es zu schade, sie der Öffentlichkeit zu entziehen. Vielleicht habt ihr ja Spaß beim Lesen :DAll Rights Reserved

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Wed, Feb 12, 2020

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