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Ongoing, First published Aug 12, 2014
Valentine Hanwood is a grade A blonde bombshell, she has Monroe lips, hips and sex appeal paired with the dangerous skepticism and sarcasm of Chandler Bing, she doesn't believe in love, and she cant go a day without injuring herself in some clumsy accident. Still people manage to find her 'charm' - if you could call it that- alluring.
So take this beautiful but painfully unavailable young woman, give her a nauseating sexist pig-man boss,  an immature lustful roommate and a mother who loves nothing more than to remind Kansas that the ticking time bomb on her uterus is just about ready to boom, well she loves a few things more than that, like bad mouthing her ex- husband's and taking narcotics... But anyway... With four weddings in the year ahead and a friend due a baby, Kansas begins to realize how lonely she is, and is reminded every waking moment of her life, so she spends almost every moment looking for love, that is until love finds her, in the most unexpected way, ripping her life apart, but making her heart grow impossibly larger, teaching her to believe in love.
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Emily Willows longs for passion, but only with the man of her dreams: the brilliant and dashing Edward Jones. If only her oblivious, dreaming neighbour can stop with all his gentlemanly-ness and just pin her into the nearest solid obstacle available. And then, perhaps encircle her whimpering body into the solid rippling confines of his warmth to show her the greatest pleasure of being alive and breathing, and moaning beneath his- But no, he would not. He could not-he would not even want to. As they've been best friends for, well- ever. And life as Emily knows was already over when the fates showed her the blandest stars in the already sinking cargo of her unrequited love life- by producing the gorgeous product of her gender, as opposed to her own mediocre Tomboy self, the one who'd bring shame to even the finest cream of their species. Lara Williams. It was hard to pretend not to predict what happened after she crossed paths with Edward and yet even harder to pretend that the man of hot blood, desires and virility such as him would not succumb to her charms, and even go as far as to fall in love with her. While it was no secret Emily would rather run away than to stay by Edward's side as a supportive friend as he sees her to be, or rather expects her to be, it becomes extremely challenging for her when he provides her to bear the responsibility of their friendship by asking her the biggest favour he could ever ask. The one favour she was sure no friend would ever ask their own. The one she was sure to lose herself to. The one she knew she shouldn't say yes to. But it would indeed be the one to make her crazy all the way. Oh, dammit, all to hell. __ [ 𝐀𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 ] ➵𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 "𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞" 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐲'𝐬 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐀𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗, 𝐀𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐇