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Приключение Максима Иванова в тупом мире магии

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магия сатира стёб тупая-магия фэнтэзи юмор

Автор этого творения описывает стереотипный и самый популярный на его взгляд жанр а именно(Попаданцы в фэнтези мир).История рассказывает о Максиме Иванове из деревни Большое Бухалово в Вологодской области,паренёк смотрит аниме и интересуется фэнтези мирами из-за чего получил кличку в своей деревне как "ЩЕГОЛ".Но в один прекрасный день его мечты воплотятся и сразу он поймёт что попал не в сказочный мир а в ужасное место.
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