How To Be A Lady (Sometimes)
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Last published Sat, Sep 6, 2014
What Lydia Abrams has:
•a kick ass best friend, Rabiya
•a kick ass feminist drama club teacher, Mrs. Riznick
•an audition for the role of Elle Woods in her school's production of Legally Blonde: The Musical
•a sexist boss, Mrs. Weizer, at the Pizza Hut she (unfortunately) works at
•a sexist, anti-feminist principal, Mr. Hayle, trying his hardest to fire above-mentioned drama teacher- the only female faculty member (see also: the only one willing to teach drama)- and eventually succeeding.
What Lydia Abrams will not allow:
•Mr. Hayle to keep Mrs. Riznick fired
•Mr. Hayle to ruin her chance at being Elle Woods by consequently ending the drama club by firing Mrs. Riznick
•Herself to work at Pizza Hut any longer than she needs to.
What Lydia Abrams will do:
•Show Mr. Hayle and Mrs. Weizer that she will not take their bullshit- all while still being a lady.
(Sometimes.)
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