Things get interesting when you're 39. DISCLAIMER: There ARE lyrical references to things here which I have NOT written myself but have mixed up a bit. All rights go to their rightful owners (Fall Out Boy: What A Catch, Donnie; The Phoenix. blink-182: What's My Age Again). Also, if you haven't guessed already by the tags and the way I wrote the story, it's a mockup of fanfictions bc I'm actually even worse at writing serious ones, so please keep that in mind while reading.