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ily, Colonel Sanders!

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Parts 8
Time 14m

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the beginning of a smut??? 

update: nvm it's full on smut so read at will. 

It's scary so please no thirsty 10 year olds. 

We all know whoever is reading this scary Colonel 
Sanders smut is so thirsty goddamn.
 
Why are you reading this you horny fucks.All Rights Reserved

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