Holy Brible
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Hey! This a fanfic for all the crackiest crackheads! Crazy/crappy/stupid/ridiculous Queen fanfic, ships included.
It basically works like this:
Two of the most crackheady crackheads United, and we're gonna be taking turns at writing chapters about absolute shit. If you just want to go full crazy- this is the stuff for you.
It makes no sense. Deal with it. And praise the holy pink sparkly sneakers.
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