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Holy Brible

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Reads 341
Votes 23
Parts 3
Time 9m

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Hey! This a fanfic for all the crackiest crackheads! Crazy/crappy/stupid/ridiculous Queen fanfic, ships included.

It basically works like this:
Two of the most crackheady crackheads United, and we're gonna be taking turns at writing chapters about absolute shit. If you just want to go full crazy- this is the stuff for you. 
It makes no sense. Deal with it. And praise the holy pink sparkly sneakers.All Rights Reserved

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Somebody To Love | Bohemian Rhapsody by sunnyie_eve

"Their lead singer just quit." I remove Brian's arm from around me. Freddie looks at me with a sly smile, "Well then, you'll need somebody new." He now smiles at the boys. "Any ideas?" Brian asks him making me mentally slap him. Freddie shifts his feet, "What about me?" He asks making Roger chuckle. • (Might be a few grammar mistakes. I'll fix sometime) • Alice always have known Brian May since she was born. She already knew who Roger was before he audition for Smile. She had classes with Freddie before he took Tim's place. Without her the band would have never found John. Queen didn't just have four band members... it had five members to them. They love Alice and she loves them making her feel at home. But of course there are challenges for her being by their side.

Save Me by deaksydeaks

After Freddie's unsuccessful suicide attempt his life is falling apart and nothing seems to be going right. He gets in an unhealthy relationship and he is absolutely crushed. Until John saves him. --- The story has a lot of parts but it's not that long, I aim for 300 words per part so that's why there are so many. Warning: There could be some depressing things, alcohol, and drugs in this fanfic. If you struggle with reading that I wouldn't recommend reading this fanfic. Also, I'm not English so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes don't be afraid to comment cuz that would help me a lot. Btw I know the song save me was written by Brian but idc :)

sᴏʟɪᴛᴜᴅᴇ ↠Maylor↞✔ by JoesSugarHoneyIceTea

(Completed July 2019) Roger's mind has grown bigger and his life was starting to change in a snap, and liking his best friend was the cold, red cherry on top. Roger had seemed to dig himself into a hole it's hard to plop himself out of. Firstly he discovers the fact of himself being gay, then pressure is forced down on him only leaving him to cry unbearable tears, and then he starts to have a crush on his best friend, Brian. Brian wasn't gay for all Roger knew, how could he stop liking Brian? Go into complete solitude from him? It's probably the best thing to do, Right? --------------------------------------------------------- Warning - Contains NON-CONSENSUAL sexual harassment, and small use of drugs, mention of rape.

Meant To Be | Deacury {COMPLETED} by deacuryforever

'You know... black and gold match.' He stands in front of me. 'They were meant for each other?' I blush. 'Exactly. And isn't it a coincidence that I'm wearing black and your wearing gold? And they don't leave each other Are we truly meant to be?' He leans closer to me. 'Uhhh Ye---' I get cut off by him kissing me. Oh his tingling mustache. His soft lips. I can feel his muscles holding me tight. His comfortable body........... ---- Hi! First, I was inspired to do this by SassyDeaky and FreddieMercury000. So thank you so much! And I'm also a beginner and I come from the Philippines so if I have any wrong grammar please just correct me. Anyways, this is about Deacury Or maybe more ships. So there will be some smut, or a little bit of fluff. So anyways, Get readin!

Rain (A mess of a Queen fan fiction) by lemonaderooster

WARNING: Mature Content, Smut & stuff Roger and Deaky are trying to be a couple, but a particular roommate seems to get in the way of that. Sorry this is gonna be real bad, just warning you

Forbidden Loves (Deacury/Maylor) by heartandseoull

Freddie & John loved each other. But they didn't know it. Brian and Roger were trying to get them together, whilst feeling the exact same! Will they all end up together? Or will someone else ruin the fun and try to keep John and Freddie being together? (Note: I also do not own any of the people or the cover of this story, obviously, and it is just for entertainment purposes. All the writing is completely my own tho except for the chapters that I say I got ideas from someone else ❤️❤️)

Flick of the Wrist ↠Maylor↞✔ by JoesSugarHoneyIceTea

Everything Roger did, his eyes were always glued to his wrist, where it was supposed to spell out the name of his soulmate. It was the case for everyone he knew, but why was he focusing so hard on a simple outline of black ink? It was something that always taunted him, as much as he didn't want it to, everything he did always lead back to the only letter on his right wrist. The first letter of his boyfriend's name would appear, but as days go on it would change passively from "C"... to "B". He didn't know anyone's name starting with the letter "B"! But then he thought about the night of the college frat party... the name was Brian... "Yeah, right!" ✿ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~A Maylor college AU in which everyone's right wrist had the name of their soulmates. The closer you get to that person, the longer the name is spelled to be complete.~ [COMPLETED JULY 2020☆] -Takes Place Modern Day Life- -Includes Cheating- (and is American cause I'm too uncultured to write about beautiful England... but they're still British) ☆#29- Maylor ☆#26- Deacury

Fat Bottomed Girl by freddie2003

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Somebody To Love | Bohemian Rhapsody

"Their lead singer just quit." I remove Brian's arm from around me. Freddie looks at me with a sly smile, "Well then, you'll need somebody new." He now smiles at the boys. "Any ideas?" Brian asks him making me mentally slap him. Freddie shifts his feet, "What about me?" He asks making Roger chuckle. • (Might be a few grammar mistakes. I'll fix sometime) • Alice always have known Brian May since she was born. She already knew who Roger was before he audition for Smile. She had classes with Freddie before he took Tim's place. Without her the band would have never found John. Queen didn't just have four band members... it had five members to them. They love Alice and she loves them making her feel at home. But of course there are challenges for her being by their side.