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Daddy DeVito, The Tiny Wiener Legend

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 a story about daddy DeVito and his gang battling Bob Ross and his crew, who wins?(CC) Attrib. NonComm. NoDerivs

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SMG4: The Good, the Bad and the Crazy by Prince_Aeris

All's well in good in the Mushroom Kingdom. Or is it now? Because after what looks like another whacky adventure of Mario's brings in some unwanted guests, things soon start to fall into absolute pandemonium. Can they work together to make it through? Are the new characters gonna be annoying self inserts? And since when did SMG4 have a talking badger for a secretary? Find out in this whacky adventure! Look, you're gonna have to trust me on this one. I once wrote two SMG4 fanfics in a series. After rereading, I felt really bad for subjecting you, my readers, to that. So, this time, I'm starting from scratch all over again. But I'm not gonna bore you with this intro, let's get into the meat and potatoes of this already!

𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book one by endearingholland

- 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 ꒷꒦꒷ ⁀➷.. 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𖤐₊˚ ☆彡 ꒰#𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑫𝑨𝑰𝑳𝒀 𝑫𝑶𝑺𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑫𝑹𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀꒱ ❝𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳?❞ ❝𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭. 𝘪 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧.❞ ❝𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥.❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ♡⃕ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 i steal incorrect quotes from instagram and tumblr to make you fawn over drarry.

𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋//𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘𝐗𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 by C3llybaby

ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇQᴜᴇʟ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ// ɢᴀʟʟʏxʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴀᴡ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ʟɪᴠᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴀᴡ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴅɪᴇ. ʙᴜᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴄᴏʀᴄʜ ʜᴏᴡ ᴡɪʟʟ ʏ/ɴ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ? ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍᴇᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʙᴜɴᴅʟᴇ ᴏꜰ ɴᴇᴡ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ, ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴀᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ ɪɴ ꜱᴏᴜʀ ɢɪʀʟ. ᴄᴀɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴍᴀʀᴛ ᴀꜱꜱ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ? ꜱᴛᴀʏ ᴛᴜɴᴇᴅ.

The Legend of SMG5: Season 2 - New Faces, New Enemies, More Adventures by Dracunyan1987

[SEASON 2 - New Faces, New Enemies, More Adventures - Waluigi Arc] It's been a while since Y/n L/n aka SMG5 have been living in Peach's Castle and gone through some crazy and wacky adventures with the SMG4 crew and met some evil villains like Bowser, SMG3 and other kinds of enemies that the gang had faced. However, this was only the start of SMG5's legacy as he is about face more enemies that are proven to be a more dangerous threat to the Mushroom Kingdom as Y/n understands the rejection of Waluigi not earning the spot in the Smash Bros. Ultimate game on the Nintendo Switch, which lead him to become a powerful enemy filled with anger and rejection and plans to infect the world with the infamous T-Pose Virus as payback to Nintendo for not letting him into the Smash game. Now it's up to Y/n and the gang to put an end to Waluigi's reign of terror and his plans to make everyone permanently stuck in T-Pose. What will our heroes do to pacify Waluigi's vengeful rejection to save the world?

One Day Mario Woke Up (Unedited) by DrunkenLibrarian

*Edited Version Starts at Chapter 2: Degenerate's Edit Part 1.* A gem of a story picked up on Reddit. I did not write this, but it's provided my friends and I endless laughs. The original writer worked on it between 2006 and roughly 2009. Beware, this is an extremely lewd fanfiction. Lots of cursing, lots of butt sex, lots of bodily fluids, etc. This is in the running for worst fanfic ever in my book. This version is actually from fanfiction.net, where someone took all the Reddit posts and smushed them together. Not much more can be said except good luck, friends. !!!Good news!!! I did it. I finally did it. I have edited the entire thing. Why? Who could say, but I did it, and now it's done. 99% of changes are spelling, capitalization, and punctuation and very little has been done otherwise to keep this as close to the original as possible while still being readable. I... need some eye bleach. Thank you to everyone who has opened this, read the first sentence, and immediately noped right tf out. Cover credit to BrokenTeapot on DeviantArt.

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SMG4: The Good, the Bad and the Crazy

All's well in good in the Mushroom Kingdom. Or is it now? Because after what looks like another whacky adventure of Mario's brings in some unwanted guests, things soon start to fall into absolute pandemonium. Can they work together to make it through? Are the new characters gonna be annoying self inserts? And since when did SMG4 have a talking badger for a secretary? Find out in this whacky adventure! Look, you're gonna have to trust me on this one. I once wrote two SMG4 fanfics in a series. After rereading, I felt really bad for subjecting you, my readers, to that. So, this time, I'm starting from scratch all over again. But I'm not gonna bore you with this intro, let's get into the meat and potatoes of this already!