How to be a dick for dummies
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These are actual conversations I have in school.
IT WILL BE A FAIR AMOUNT OF SWEARING IN THIS BOOK AND FUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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𝐘𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐧 : 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮(𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟏) : 𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐅𝐅
𝐘𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐧... 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲; 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞... . . 𝐃𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐞, 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞... 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮... 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬... 𝐀𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝, 𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐲, 𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞. 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞, 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. But I just hate you for making me insane. Hate is an imitation of love... So maybe I....Complete
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