The No-Life Witch (HELLSING x BAYONETTA Crossover)
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Last published Sun, Jan 25, 2026
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Saraya Nicollete Umbra Hellsing, the origin story of the daughter of an Umbra Witch Bayonetta and the No-Life King Alucard who doesn't give a crap about anything because she's just that powerful....against ghouls and low-life vampires.
Hellsing lore changes:
- Walter never betray hellsing
- Takes place after millennium attack
- Anderson and Maxwell are still alive
- Valentine brothers are still alive
- Alucard acquire Schrodinger's powers before he got married to Bayonetta.
Disclaimer: the following characters used in this story are not mine. Hellsing's Alucard belongs to Kouta Hirano and FUNimation and Bayonetta belongs to Platinum Games. I used this just for fun and my urge to share this story that stuck on my head for years.
Sara's picture: fem-alucard by @buylov.art in instagram
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