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Random shit about my weird ass family

kinda_sad_pansexual

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kinda_sad_pansexual

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I just have some fucking weird stories to tell,
if you know me, please don't read because this shit will warp your view of the world and of me as a person.
My family is just really fucking weird. I mean REALLY FUCKING WEIRD. From child antics to stories that pre-date my birth here is some weird shit before my asshole brain forgets it all.All Rights Reserved

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Tue, Feb 18, 2020

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My social studies homework!
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